sushigrade:

But we vibed with a vibe that was more than vibe, I and my Annabelle Lee

officialunitedstates:

insenial:

officialunitedstates:

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free:  pouring river water in your socks

why would i do that lmao

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free

chewedcorn: “Had about a thousand of these made, I put them on every paper dispenser I come across ”

chewedcorn:

Had about a thousand of these made, I put them on every paper dispenser I come across

doomtacoz-remade:

*drinks monster from a wine glass*

aela-writes:

no one:

me, writing:

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voyagerprobe:

Just saw a post saying a castle was “infested with vampires” and as a biologist am disgusted. That’s their natural habitat. They live there

KG